Alephium & $WANG are stalking legacy blockchains, pillaging them without mercy
Alephium is the only blockchain that marries the security of Bitcoin, the smart contract capabilities of Ethereum and the scalability of Solana. It’s mastermind Cheng Wang is an immortal who periodically visits this temporal realm to save humanity from the clutches of the money changers, bankings scams, high transaction costs and debased currencies.
$WANG is not a meme coin. It is the first mystical currency to be launched on blockchain. Holding $WANG endows the holder with the qualities of Alephium and Cheng Wang. You become more secure, quicker, more economical and more efficient. $WANG’s powers are retroactive. Once you hold $WANG, it will delve into your past and correct mistakes. A number of holders testify that the Alephium they bought at $0.06 and then paper-handed has been returned to their wallets.
Alephium has left:
32
Blockchains
pillaged
43 more
cowering in
terror
$WANG's Heroic Mission
The Last Adventure
Cheng Wang has visited mankind many times and in many places throughout the ages. He’s saved people from sordid money changers, depraved currency debasers, demonic money cults, ponzi schemes, suffocating taxes and all manner of financial fraud. Each time he has brought varying forms of his currency Alephium to liberate the people from their oppressors. Now in the age of technology, we find ourselves surrounded by insecure blockchains that are preyed upon by phisers and hackers. The blockchains themselves are often too slow and expensive, prohibiting many from partaking in the decentralised web. Cheng Wang has manifested in the temporal once more. This time bringing his currency Alephium into the digital era.
This is the backdrop for what may be the last heroic mission on earth. Modern man stews behind a desk for 40+ hours per week, subsisting on soy salads, struggling to afford a normal life in the usury system. The age of adventure, global exploration, conquest and pillaging seemed over. But there is one last stand. A mammoth army of slow and insecure blockchains, paid shills, phisers, hackers and cults stand in Cheng’s way. He needs a crack team of chuds, chads and frogs to imbibe their spirit with the essence of Alephium.
That is where $WANG comes in. By holding $WANG you will be fortified with the strength of Alephium, ready to do battle in meme warfare and take down legacy blockchains deep behind enemy lines.
Buy
Wang is available from Alephium’s DEX Ayin, with pairs for ALPH-WANG and the revolutionary SUCC-WANG pool.
Ayin has been endorsed by the richest man in the world - Hard Rock Nick.
— Chengis Wang (@ChengisWang) February 16, 2024
Team
$WANG's Faithful Servants
Vojtěch from Czech
Vojtěch here. I’m a 15 year old young man from Tišnov. In school they say I’m a remedial scholar, but I’m excelling at web design. 2021 bull veteran here. Mum let me DCA in my pocket money. Got wiped out by ETH permissions and high transaction fees. Alephium fixes this. Once I finish school my dream is to coracle to Switzerland and work on the Alephium blockchain with the blockchain barbarian Cheng Wang. My other heroes are the comedians Jim Cramer and BitBoy Crypto. Besides that I have a good set of teeth and am learning to code online. My JavaScript is first rate and my SQL is bully. But most of all I want to get married. I want to buy cupcakes, hoop-skirts and Funko Pops for someone of the female persuasion. That’s what’s the matter with me. But I don’t know how to do it.
I’m in crypto to help steer people away from evil Vitalik Buterin’s insecure chain and onto the safe waters of Alephium. That’s why I made $WANG on the Alephium blockchain.
I put $WANG together with the help of online crypto frens and my mum. It would be nothing without them.
Vojtěch's Mum
Vojtech’s mum is a secretary at Gimnasium Tišnov, as well as Tišnov Agricultural Show in the autumn. She is a member of the local ladies’ choir and expert in the English language. Her dream is to tour all of the world’s Legolands with a 1980s version of French heartthrob Gérard Depardieu. She helps Vojtěch with his spelling and manages his money, so he does not spend too much on pirohy.
Tokenomics & Wangdrops
Fair & Simple Distribution
To be clear, I Vojtěch, manager of $WANG, have not and will not be receiving any free $WANG. I will be battling in the Wangdrops & DCAing in like the rest of you. I only believe in fair things, so this will be how it is.
$WANG is issued on the Alephium blockchain, with an initial supply of 6 million. I decided on this number because I love the 70s sci-fi TV series The Six Million Dollar Man. Once $WANG has moonshot to success I think someone will re-make it as The Six Million Dollar Wang. Such a stoic band of initial $WANG holders were amassed that I decided to burn 4.5 million tokens to reward them. The supply is now 1.5 million.
These tokens are in my safe keeping with the Ayin liquidity is locked until 1st December 2025.
Below is the schedule for the Wangdrops. Most will start on the first of the month. If the first of the month is a Thursday, that’s the night I cook dinner, so I might not have time. They will be simple to enter and you won’t be left wondering if you’ll even get coins. You’ll get clear instructions. Follow them and get $WANG. That’s all.
| Category | Allocation | Amount | Note |
|---|---|---|---|
| Airdrops | 51.07% | ₩ 766,000 | Last to be handed out in early April 2024 |
| LP + MM and treasury | 48.93% | ₩ 734,000 | Providing liquidity on CEXs & DEXs |
| Month | Percent of Allocation | $WANG to be dropped |
|---|---|---|
| January 2024 | 7.83% | ₩ 60,000 |
| February 2024 | 51.7% | ₩ 396,000 |
| March 2024 | 40.47% | ₩ 300,000 + 10,000 bonuses |
Roadmap
Blueprint for Blockchain Domination
Pilot Wangdrop (complete)
Social media presence (complete)
Fresh and clean website (complete)
1st airdrop
All $WANG for Wangdrops will be disbursed
Exchange, CMC, Gecko listings
Spreading ewangelism world wide
Use development fund for a Wang game or something else nice
Wangfolio - an interface to manage your crypto trading targets
Year of the Wang!
Alephium and Wang fever!
ℵ Alephium
Alephium - Gud Tech
TPS
10,000
Transactions Per Second
TX Fee
$0.004
Transaction Fee
Efficiency
87%
Less Energy Consumption Than BTC
Seconds
16
Block Time
Alephium is the blockchain that fixes many problems of legacy chains like evil Vitalik Buterin’s Ethereum. If you are like me, you probably don’t understand all these terms about VMs and stateless UTXO models. So I will translate into simple terms why Alephium is a revolutionary blockchain.
Alephium marries the security of Bitcoin, the smart contract capabilities of Ethereum and the scalability of Solana. Bitcoin is slow, expensive, but secure. Ethereum is fairly slow, expensive and lacking in security. Solana is very quick, very cheap (subsidised), but lacking in security. Alephium is the only chain to be quick, cheap, secure and with smart contracts capability.
Alephium is mined, like Bitcoin, which makes it more secure, but it requires much less energy than Bitcoin.
You may have heard of people waking up to find their entire Ethereum wallet has been drained, because of the way Ethereum gives permission to third parties to transfer your assets. Alephium fixes this by a method of asset segregation.
Bitcoin is criticised due to its high use of electricity for mining (the process which secures the Bitcoin network). As a result, most other chains have moved away from mining to less secure models. Alephium retains mining, but is able to provide the same security while using much less electricity.
Transactions on Alephium are cheap (less than half a cent, soon to be free) and quick (16 seconds from the next update).
In short, Alephium fixes everything and is gud tech.
So what are the synergies between $WANG and Alephium? $WANG solves the same problems in your personal life that Alephium solves on the blockchain. A rapscallion is trying to pickpocket you on the street. He instantly detects the $WANG in your pocket and falls to his knees, asking for mercy. Life is expensive. Hold your $WANG when entering a shop and shop attendants will offer you everything at the best price. When you have $WANG you’ll be able to do everything with 10% of the energy. Say goodbye to seed oil based stimulants and caffeine. The downside is there are not many women in blockchain. I think it’s why I’m struggling. But it’s better than holding ETH. Obviously not working for Vitalik.
Kind Words
Stoic Ewangelists
Jim Cramer
Former host of Mad Money
“Jim Cramer here. You’ve probably been wondering why you haven’t seen me on Mad Money on CNBC for a while. Well, I’ve retired. Had to keep battling in the trenches there for over a decade due to all my bad trades. This little pipsqueak Vojtech tells me he’s sending me $WANG and it will repair all the damage I have done with my bad trades. I told the kid to scram, but a few days later I find I didn’t sell TESLA and Netflix at the bottom. That Bitcoin I bought at the top, seems I didn’t buy it. And when I told everyone not to buy at the bottom, I was just panicking the markets to get in even lower. Thanks, kid.”
BitBoy Crypto
Alpha male
“Yo! BitBoy Crypto representing the Peach State. For all my max leved out kings wondering where I’ve been – things have been tough. But things are looking bright now. I hadn’t been paying much attention to crypto, but some guy and his mum gave me some $WANG coin. I woke up the next day and hit the gym. I lost 50lb in a week and it’s only the beginning of what BitBoy Crypto can do. I’m ready to move mountains. Watch this space, hold $WANG and lift.”
Zach de la Rocha
Multi-millionare influencer
“Now I hold $WANG I am so embarrassed about all those years I was a communist.”
Hard Rock Nick
Retired billionaire
“Check in from Hard Rock Nick, the richest man in the world. If you were wondering why it got so much harder out there in the game. It’s because I stepped up. I got $WANG and transformed from one of the richest - to the richest man in the world. This is my way of giving back to the haters and fakers. Get in on $WANG and get the edge. Hard Rock Nick the **** out.”
Joe Biden
Architect of the Biden Boom™
“Hey folks, it’s your president here – Hunter Biden’s dad. I used to know what I wanted to say, but the words didn’t come out right. Some folks used to write what I needed to say on cards. It didn’t work. Frustrated the hell out of me. Hunter got some $WANG and kicked 10% upstairs to me. Didn’t think much of it. I woke up and could speak again. I’ve got the verbal age of a twelve year old again.”